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Oysters

“Bear with me, my dear,” he says, raising the menu. “I’ve been bearing with you for the last nineteen years,”…
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Everything I Know About Being a Gay Dad I Learned from The Official Preppy Handbook

In the 1980s, when I was struggling with my burgeoning sexuality, I found solace in a few disparate places: I…
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Tainted

And then, just like that, he ceased slathering my bare, turgid mid-section, and pointed. Yes, the fucker pointed. “What’s that?”…
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The Divorce Comedy (Synopsis)

Take the premise of Dante’s Divine Comedy, update it with modern problems—and you have my darkly funny novel, The Divorce Comedy.…
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The Divorce Comedy – Chapter 1

Newly gay, Randall Goode stood on the street in front of the law firm—wait, let me be more precise: he…
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The Divorce Comedy – Chapter 2

Life is a domino effect. You know, where one domino falls to set the course of action in motion. And…
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Baby Girl

Jorie Faber was hell-bent on throwing a killer party even if it sent her tits-up to the funeral home downtown.…
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We hope this letter finds you well in your post-abortive recovery

It should be stated at the outset: Your personal health and happiness are our top concern here at the State…
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In Exile on Violet

My parents’ car was revving at the cold curb. I was lugging my duffel down the garlanded hallway of my…
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Foley

A chopped log dropped into mud and stone is Tom Hanks dropping dead on a gravel drive. Stabbing raw chicken…
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